George Clooney & Elisabetta Canalis-- from Cooper's Perspective

So my Aunt Anne just asked what  I thought about the breakup of George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis. After two years together and what seemed to be a happy relationship, they have parted ways.

My advice to the ladies is simple.  In fact, in my mind, it's a no-brainer:  After a year together with your man, bring him to the vet to get neutered.  This way, he will be calmer, cuddlier and forever loyal.  Trust me, I know!